Consumer Election

All-Bran, Clustered Bran, Raisin Bran and flaked.

Round oats, square oats, square oats with maple drizzled snazz.

Granola toasted, crunched, dated, raisined, seeded and barred.

Chocolate, apple, cinnamon spice, butterscotch and bits.

Captains crunched with strawberries or unadorned

Puffy rice, crispy rice, cocoa puffs and

Wheat shredded, frosted, sprinkled, dotted and wrinkled.

Sweetened, unsweetened, fruit-sweetened, honey-sweetened

brown sugar, maple sugar, corn syrup and aspertame

Fructose, sucrose, glucose, dextrose,

poly-, un-, tri-, saturglycolcarageenic, multi-specialated

yellows and reds in numbers one through five